May 2013
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
laugh-addict:
i saw hell with my own eyes
ofmice-andm3n:
snarg:
i hate when ur laying down using your laptop and u open ur webcam and u look like this
accurate
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”